DA RULEZ
1. Thou shall not screw friend's ex girlfriend.
2. Thou shall not hurt other friend.
3. Thou shall only hurt friend if under dire circumstances.
4. Thou shall not act gay. Consequences are included.
5. Thou shall watch Seinfeld.
6. Thou shall love RATM, Tool, Nirvana, Primus, SOAD, and Led Zeppelin.
7. Thou shall hate pop and rap.
8. Thou shall listen to all these rules.
9. It is okay for thou to call old people old, and to tell foreign people to go home.
10. If thou is offended by rule 9, then skip it.
